Harry Is A Freaking Plotter

Jennifer Aniston in the photoshoot for the cover of the next...

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 05:48:00 -0300

Jennifer Aniston in the photoshoot for the cover of the next issue of Vogue

Why does this picture have 1200 notes? Seriously guys, let me in...

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 21:40:39 -0300

Why does this picture have 1200 notes? Seriously guys, let me in on the joke

There is no good or bad tumblr, only followers, and those too weak to seek it

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 03:53:00 -0400

There is no good or bad tumblr, only followers, and those too weak to seek it

Hey guys, so I had to do this video for college, it’s my...

Fri, 06 Jul 2012 01:39:37 -0300

Hey guys, so I had to do this video for college, it’s my final grade in “Literary Theory”, and we were supposed to take scenes from movies and create a fake trailer. Obviously I made a gay Harry Potter trailer. I think the result is pretty funny, so check it out, because it gave me a LOT of work.

Indeed

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 01:48:45 -0300

Indeed

♪Johannaaaaaaaa…♪

Fri, 07 Oct 2011 22:45:31 -0300

♪Johannaaaaaaaa…♪

That’s so Raven! *I know i said the blog was over, but i...

Sun, 02 Oct 2011 19:29:21 -0300

That’s so Raven!

*I know i said the blog was over, but i changed my mind about it; I’m back bitches!

All good things must come to an end

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 20:51:00 -0300

so does this blog. I’ve had a great time with you guys, but I can’t go on any longer. My life is just a mess, and I don’t feel capable of being funny anymore. Thank you for the messages, or simply for following me. I won’t delete it, it will still be here for future appreciation. It may be that i will reactivate it someday. Who knows what the future holds?

Those private lessons in "Prisoner of Azkaban"

Sun, 25 Sep 2011 09:57:26 -0300

“Only I can wash dishes forever”

Fri, 23 Sep 2011 22:01:29 -0300

“Only I can wash dishes forever”

Look what a silly little cookbook can do, especially in the...

Wed, 21 Sep 2011 00:10:23 -0300

Look what a silly little cookbook can do, especially in the hands of a silly little girl!

“Harry Potter, the boy who lived, come to dine” as...

Tue, 20 Sep 2011 23:05:06 -0300

“Harry Potter, the boy who lived, come to dine”

as requested by Gingermeat

Hey guys, can I ask for a little favor?

Mon, 19 Sep 2011 20:05:08 -0300

harryisplotter:

Will you guys help me make this get to Tom Felton? He has already seen the “Confessions of a Teenage Death Eater”, thanks to cannedebonbon. Now my goal is for him to see the picture below. All I need you guys to do is tweet a message to @TomFelton recommending this link http://harryisplotter.tumblr.com/post/9317445091 . Since he gets A LOT of mentions, if I do this alone he will probably never notice. So, i’m counting on you guys.

brainbubblegum: people have been comparing Voldemort to a...

Mon, 19 Sep 2011 19:20:59 -0300

brainbubblegum:

people have been comparing Voldemort to a teenage girl. because he has a locket and a diadem and a pet and an obsession with a popular boi, etc.

I went to far.

AAAAAAAAAAH OMG OMG OMG OMG

I'm from brazil, and I love your tumblr, it's so funny. I laughed a lot reading your posts. p.s. I think that my English isn't good but it's fine :)

Mon, 19 Sep 2011 19:07:56 -0300

haha i am brazilian too. And your english is very good. So thank you for liking it, i try my best. :)

Remember when you thought your tumblr was a failure after like three days, and now you have like 1500 followers? Yeah. TOLD YOU SO. Stay awesome. <3

Mon, 19 Sep 2011 19:06:24 -0300

well, it felt that way back then, but now I see how silly I was. And i have to thank you so much for your help. You were my inspiration to create this tumblr, and also my third follower; you gave me tips at the beginning, and even promoted me on your tumblr. So, you are one of the main reasons this blog exists today. So again, thank you so much.

PS: You are also my number 1 tumblr crush.

i follow you because I like your funny posts!!!

Mon, 19 Sep 2011 18:51:01 -0300

I suppose I am living up to my expectations then, since being funny was my first goal with this blog. Thank you :)

Your blog is great! I've been watching it for some time and I love it! Keep up the awesome work dude!

Mon, 19 Sep 2011 18:49:20 -0300

thank you *-* and i will try to keep it up haha

auhuhasuhsuh i'm brazilian so i don't now say anymore with out I HATE YOU AUHSHAUHUASHU

Mon, 19 Sep 2011 16:08:56 -0300

im sorry, but did you just use google translator? or is your english that bad? anyway, cant figure out what the fuck you meant to say

The heck is it with these anons?? You're awesome, don't listen to them. They've nothing better to do but to mimick dementors in the most crude fashion.

Mon, 19 Sep 2011 16:05:56 -0300

haha thanks. I suppose they don’t really hate me, they just like to be dicks so people will notice them and they can feel like someone actually cares about them and their opinions. Sad, really.